Title: Sex & The Church II
Synopsis: The seedy side of church and its virile young men out to get laid.
Disclaimer:
The following
contains some Christian scenes written in a Christianly way.
All characters
appearing in this work are Christians.
Any resemblance to
persons living or dead is a miracle.
List of Characters:
Jason Loh –
resident glutton
Goh Xin Yuen –
resident rapist
Alan – Alabama Man
Melinda – soap
opera villainess
Steven – cell
warden
Kuantan Nurse –
fresh meat 1#
Micha – fresh meat
2#
Alice –
gossipmonger 1#
Helen –
gossipmonger 2#
Pastor Daniel Ho –
the pontiff
Chapter 2: Enter The Lion
Enter Goh Xin Yuen, the most insufferably arrogant human
being on the face of earth. He has a fierce-looking countenance which bespoke
of smug authority. An engineer by
training, he is a businessman by trade, a capitalist by profession and a
sensualist by inclination. The first thing you need to know about Mr. Goh is
that he is proud to have neither a Christian name nor an English name. The
second thing you to need to know is he drives like a maniac.
Memories of our first encounter flashed back. It was the day
when Jason delivered some fancy prep-talk about scientific research in some
big-shot company in Selangor. I was reluctant at first to meet some stranger in
Midvalley who was probably a spoilt little brat born with a silver spoon. My experience with the aristocratic class of society had left much to be
desired. Jesus was being amazingly perceptive when he said that it is easier
for a camel to go through a needle’s head than a rich man to enter paradise.
Nevertheless, I did not want to pass a premature judgement on someone without
first seeing him in flesh.
The first impression I got from him was positive. Goh Xin
Yuen was not too bad-looking for an engineer geek who presumably played Call of
Duty feverishly while fapping to AV stars in dark rooms. The thick spectacles
were missing and so was the fragile, slender physique often associated with
intellect. The man was well-built and quite masculine in features. His face,
while not stunningly gorgeous, was a curious combination of boyishness and
cuteness, much like a cross between Good Guy Greg and Pedobear. No doubt there
was a soft teddy bear lying under the intimidating growl of his facial muscles,
but this was a Pedobear who preys on the innocent. There was a certain slyness
in his eyes; a bright yet alert light shining from those orbs which instantly
betrayed a sharp, calculative mind. It was those eyes that offered me a glimpse
into his soul.
“You do have that look... y’know. The creepy guy look,” I
blurted out spontaneously over lunch with him. Lunch was a delicious Japanese
Ramen affair in some cosy restaurant next to F.O.S.
“Hahaha! Nobody has ever called Xin Yuen that,” my brother
guffawed over my choice of adjective while his partner in crime shared a hearty
laugh over the preposterous idea that a lady may find him “creepy.”
Unfortunately, both men were oblivious to the fact that I was only half-joking
when I passed that remark. Nobody ever knew if I was being funny or sarcastic.
That was indeed one of my advantages.
It seemed our dear friend Xin Yuen here had provoked a little
scandal when one of his buddies had stumbled upon sleeping pills inside his
refrigerator. The look of sheer horror on the face of this buddy when he
realized that the drugs were not meant for Xin Yuen, but for others, was quite
amusing to say the least. I was not fully convinced of his debauchery, yet the
suggestion that he was a religious man of godly character was
somewhat far-fetched. There was a hint of sensuality concealed in those eyes,
and a rather voluptuous mouth which devoured food with a passion.
Interesting.
We exchanged phone numbers.
Unbeknownst to me, the predator had started circling its
prey.
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